The Marthinator

 
She's been sentenced, she has had a chance to say how she feels and apoplogize to all who have been affected by the blown out of proportion fiasco she's been subjected to... And what else does she have to say?
 
I'll  be back...
 
I just love her.

Light Bulbs

Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: One. ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb. They don't even know the bulb is BURNED OUT. They would sit in this house in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it OUT. And once they figured it out they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past SEVENTEEN YEARS. But if they did, by some miracle, actually find the light bulbs, TWO DAYS LATER the chair that they dragged from two rooms over to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE CRUMPLED WRAPPER THE STUPID @*!#$% LIGHT BULBS CAME IN! WHY?! BECAUSE NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE 12! FEET DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE.... AND THE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS...

I'm sorry...what did you ask me?

Spanglish

Ok... so, es cierto que soy una pocha y proud of it. Tengo mis ratos de hablar en español todo el dia y otros en puro english, pero que otra cosa puedo hacer cuando mi trabajo depende de mi habilidad para parlar ambos idiomas. Todo el dia me la paso cambiando de un idioma a otro a la velocidad de la luz y cada vez es mas comun en mi. I just can't help it.

Anyway, todo esto viene a colacion por un anuncio que lei ayer. Resulta que iba manejando por la cerretera transpeninsular con rumbo a Ensenada, como hago toooodos los dias, cuando de pronto puedo ver una "mini van" (ODIO esos carros) a lo lejos. Conforme me iba acercando la van parecia ir disminuyendo su velocidad, por lo que decidi cambiarme de carril para rebasarlo... Claro que siendo que estamos en Mexico y tenemos que chingar al projimo a como de lugar (no lo saben? esta escrito en la Constitucion, chequenlo), justo un par de metros antes de rebasarlo el señor decide cambiarse de carril y se pone frente a mi.

La verdad, cada vez que me hacen eso hago mi coraje y una que otra seña colorida.. pero en esta ocasion me gano la risa. En la ventana trasera del carro habia un anuncio que me encanto. Por cierto, recuerdo hasta las placas del carro :711 NVK2 (just another useless detail to store in my brain).

El anuncio dice asi:

Cambio este carro por uno mas chico o una pikap

Love it.

My Tobey

Oh yes SpiderMan, take me with you...

Me gusto mucho esta "segunda parte", tal vez porque me agrada ver peliculas donde podemos ver el lado mas humano de los super heroes o tal vez porque TobyMcGuire es un cuerazo.
I liked this movie so much I actually wanted to clap when it was over, I controled my urge because my so called friends would stop going to the movies with me to avoid the shame.

Hay algo que no me gusto de la movie, pero no lo quiero mencionar aqui... no vaya a ser que alguno de los miles de lectores (right.. me and my invisible friends) que tiene este H. Blog no la haya visto.. I don't want to spoil it for anyone. Solo dire que el Harry me cayo muy gordo.. but he's hot too so I'll get over it.

En fin, SpiderMan get's two thumbs up.
Enjoy... specially Spiderman's cute ass.

Indeed.. Fire, fire, fire!!.... whatever happened to Beavis?

UCAUTION

IN THE INTEREST OF SAFETY IT IS ADVISABLE TO KEEP MARTINI AWAY FROM FIRE AND FLAMES.

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