Virgins, an urban myth?

Location: Wal * Mart

Players:Big Ass and Bigger Ass


Big Ass: Man… you is lucky dude!

Bigger Ass: Yeah dude (smiling widely), she tole me so man! She said she waited until we got married man… She waited for me man! She hadn’t had sex with nobody.

Big Ass is as excited as any 5 year old with a new toy; he’s jumping around and acting like a huge ass gorilla in heat.

Bigger Ass: Yeah man, I got there first…

Big Ass: How does it feel? (looking at Bigger Ass as if he had found the Holy Grail)

Bigger Ass: Great man! It’s fuckin great.

This was an actual conversation between two guys and I heard it Live! while I was doing a bit of shopping. I bit my lip so I wouldn’t laugh because I didn’t want them to notice I had listened.

A man who knows what a woman likes and how to satisfy her would care less if she was a virgin or not, he is secure in what he has to offer. But men who have no idea of what to do to or how to please their woman prefer virgins because they figure “hey, she doesn’t know what she’s missing so she’ll think I’m the best freakin lover in the world”.
Newsflash boys…. Women today know a lot more than our mothers and grandmothers did…in fact, fifteen year olds know more than I do, at this point. We can identify bad lovers even if it’s the first time we have sex. And furthermore, almost all of the “virgin” girls have played around a bit, even if they didn’t have actual vaginal intercourse.

Instead of wasting time looking for virgins, guys should train themselves in the art of lovemaking. Work on it, perfect it, find your own style and a woman who will appreciate it.

Oh! And please remember that sometimes size DOES matter, but there are ways for compensating that inconvenience that are so much better than a big…. Well, you know.